i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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