I must be too annoying 4 u.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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