erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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