After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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