Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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