WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I need water and some morals
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
