Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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