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I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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