at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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