if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
