i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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