I wannas sexs uuuuu
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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