Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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