i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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