Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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