I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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