We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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