You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Randomize
