Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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