is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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