She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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