YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i out mim tonsoeep
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