at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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