yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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