How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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