He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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