And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
