I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
