Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
do herpes really smell.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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