every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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