its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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