I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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