Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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