How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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