hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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