Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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