I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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