worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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