I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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