My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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