I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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