Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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