yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I bet he comes in French.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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