Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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