So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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