so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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