i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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