Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
