You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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