Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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